I'm at a loss for words.

There's no reason a sticker printing company should make hot sauce this good. It simply does not make sense. But in all seriousness, as a person who's spent upwards of $400 on specialty sauces in the last few years, I can confirm: Mule Sauce kicks ass. The blend itself is absolutely on point. We put it on everything, and go through a bottle in about 2 weeks. I highly recommend it.