Ruined My Dress and Burned My Skin

Sticker Mule was kind enough to send me a complimentary bottle of hot sauce with my $300 sticker order. Cool! I opened up the box while sitting at my desk and took out the bottle. I gave it a single shake (as one does with hot sauce) and the entire glass bottom of the bottle came off along with 100% of the hot sauce in the bottle, coating the entire front of my body. Down my shirt, in my lap. My coworkers ran to get cloths and paper towels to get as much off me as possible. I drove home, smelling of the sauce as my skin began to tingle and burn where my hot sauce laden clothing pressed against it. Multiple soaks and washes later, my sun dress is ruined. Is the hot sauce good tasting? No idea, I didn't even break the safety seal. But I can tell you I won't be paying for a second bottle to find out.