Majestic Doesn’t Even Begin to Cover It

I ordered this unicorn T-shirt for my husband thinking it’d be a cute little surprise. What arrived was nothing short of a fabric miracle. The moment he put it on, our dog stood up and applauded. Neighborhood children stopped mid-scooter to whisper, “Is that... him?” Birds gathered. Somewhere in the distance, a harp played. The unicorn graphic? Bold. Proud. Slightly judging you for not believing in magic earlier. The colors? So vibrant, I’m pretty sure they altered our household feng shui. My husband wore it to mow the lawn and now the grass grows in perfect symmetrical patterns. 10/10 would summon mythical energy again.