Party Mode! - just this awesome sticker by Mike Terpeza

Oh, it's you again!

I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO OUT TONIGHT AND RUN SOME ERRANDS BUT I GUESS I'LL BE STAYING HERE AND DOING THAT LATER BECAUSE THAT CAN WAIT AND REALLY IT'S NOT AS IMPORTANT AS THIS SO IT'S OK

Side FX may include: excessive sweating, insomnia, anxiety, depression, mood swings, hair loss, kidney damage, liver failure, seizures, hallucinations, and in rare cases, death. Avoid alcohol. Do not drive. Do not walk.

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Grandma's Orders

I'm not only the new president — I'm also a client. And with the financial freedom I've achieved, I now enjoy Endless Shrimp at Red Lobster every single week. You can too. Let me show you how. Stop being poor. Are you stupid? Have some shrimp with me.

PARTY STATUS: The Party Has Been Confirmed And Is Currently Underway, All Guests Have Been Notified And Are Expected To Arrive.

StarCrawler: Missed Connection

Go Sports - My team is probably better than your team.